if you don't think @markhoppus tweets the best shit ever then i'm afraid you're wrong
— Megan (@meganraeellis) December 2, 2013
No doubt. As Twitchy readers know, Blink-182’s Mark Hoppus rocks Twitter. His feed is straight-up hilarious consistently. They should give out Grammys for Twitter funnies; he’d run away with them all.
As Twitchy reported, he recently tweeted out a photo that captured him “partying hard” with his wife. Living on the edge! On Monday he took to Twitter to celebrate his anniversary with that beautiful wife.
Hoppus and wife continue to spiral oh-so-out-of-control!
My wife's greatest fears, in order:
1 Mud tracked on carpet
2 Stained countertop
3 Moisture rings on coffee table
4 Death— M.A.H. Humbug (@markhoppus) November 27, 2013
Love so much.
Comedian Amy Schumer congratulates the couple.
And this Twitter user sends her best wishes in epic fashion:
@markhoppus Happy anniversary Mark. I love your butt
— Clash (@ClashJTM) December 2, 2013
Ha! Slick move.
Hoppus then scored a win with what is perhaps the best holiday moniker ever:
Beautiful. He changed his Twitter profile to reflect his new name:
And then offered up a Christmas joke:
@markhoppus best twitter joke ever?
— Layne (@double_oshoe) December 3, 2013
M.A.H. Humbug, omg you are literally the best! @markhoppus
— H.L. (@heatherlamsey) December 2, 2013
More please, badass punk. Stay tuned for Christmas:
the best part of Christmas is when Mark Hoppus tweets "it's Christmas Eve and I've only wrapped two fucking presents"
— new – @n4styhabits (@sophiemarsh14) December 2, 2013
Can’t wait! “A Christmas Carol” has nothing on Hoppus.