15 Things That Would Be Different If “Puberty Blues” Was Set In 2015

“Deadset.” Nope.

1. Instead of endless suntanning, all skin would be slathered with sunscreen first, not baby oil.

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Slip, slop, slap people.

2. No one would rock up to meet their friends at the beach by RIDING A HORSE.

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2015 – we walk, cycle or drive like all other peasants.

3. Any bitch-fight would end up being filmed on someone’s phone.

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And potentially uploaded on Youtube.

4. No guy would ever dare demand that a girl go buy a Chiko roll for him.

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“Don’t take a bite out of it.”

More like, don’t tell me what to do.

5. P.E. would not look like this.

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Those outfits.

6. If any teacher hit a student with a ruler, they’d probably be suspended.

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7. Not to mention, your principal would never ask you whether you’re thinking of having “sexual intercourse”.

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8. And any modern day principal would surely not encourage their female student to finish school and “settle down, marry and have a family”.

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#Goals.

9. This hairstyle would definitely not be considered the norm.

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10. Smoking would not be as widely accepted.

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11. And you would certainly never light up in front of someone’s parents.

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Or bum a cigarette off them. Or smoke inside.

12. Instead of running for the phone to talk to your BF/GF and having to hang up because dinner was ready, you’d be texting the whole time.

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13. If a condom broke or ~disappeared~, the response wouldn’t be “that’s the last time I use one of these bloody things”.

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Nope.

14. Calling someone a “fish-face moll” would not be the first insult in modern day vernacular.

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A shame, really.

15. And girls these days can actually surf without being ridiculed by literally everyone.

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Shocking, right?

Read more: http://www.buzzfeed.com/tahliapritchard/rack-off-moll

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