Community Post: 22 Dishes You Shouldn’t Bring To Your Memorial Day BBQ

1. Thousand year-old deviled eggs

Unless you’re in China, in which case this probably isn’t a Memorial Day barbecue.

2. Obamacakes

Unless you want to get into that discussion.

3. Spaghetti weenies

Unless you know whether to use sauce or a bun.

4. Pretzels that look like vaginas

Unless it’s that kind of party.

Credit: Alysha McCooe, Photographer

5. Smart-looking jello shots

Unless you’re celebrating one more day free from the zombie apocalypse.

6. Mao Sugiyama’s leftovers

Unless you really like this guy.

7. Salads too small to eat

Unless you’re hosting a barbecue for ants!

8. Any kind of caviar

Unless you’re showing off What Rich People Eat.
(Reuters / MAXIM SHEMETOV)

9. Enemy of the cakes

Unless you want your ass kicked.

10. Spray-painted golden tomatoes

Unless they’re small enough to fit in the tiny salad.

11. Nightmare-provoking ice cubes for the children

Unless none of them are yours.

12. Punch that uses frozen strawberries

Unless you’re ready to label it like this.

13. Pickled sea slugs

Unless they ran out of dill hamburger chips.

14. Jello made with circus peanuts

Unless you’re feeding a party of people with Dysgeusia.

15. Cockroach-infused hashbrowns

Unless you’re hosting a party of birds.

16. Haggis aka sheep organs

Unless they ran out of lamb chops.

17. Red velvet onion rings

Unless you’re ready to blow everyone’s minds

18. Meatloaf hands

Unless nobody is fresh out of the burn unit.

19. Graham cracker band-aids

Unless you’re sure that’s not real blood.

20. Cake that looks like kitty litter

Unless you’re catering a cat party in which case this is perfectly acceptable.

21. Salt made from tears of anger

Unless they’re your tears.

22. Spinach muffins

Unless you’re crashing the party with Popeye.

Read more: http://buzzfeed.com/amandam10/20-dishes-you-shouldnt-bring-to-a-memorial-day-bb-1kzg

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