‘I’d rather be kitesurfing’: Mock-tastic captions for photo of ‘sad’ Kerry
Please adopt this sad puppy https://t.co/7aO0WDVpnE
— SunnyRight (@sunnyright) September 10, 2014
Secretary of State John Kerry was dispatched to Iraq to meet with the new prime minister:
John Kerry travels to Iraq http://t.co/GJzNKj9mWw pic.twitter.com/qWpFSvDsPz
— Washington Examiner (@dcexaminer) September 10, 2014
What was going through Kerry’s mind at that moment? Tweeters were happy to help out:
http://twitter.com/#!/Matthops82/status/509713283259973633
♫ Nobody knows the trouble that I've seen. Nobody knows my sorrow ♫ pic.twitter.com/QJFg2mgQHv
— Kimberly (@conkc2) September 10, 2014
"Christmas Eve. Cambodia. We were going in to get Kurtz. Shit got real." pic.twitter.com/MJ5ZGfVQDB
— Cuffy (@CuffyMeh) September 10, 2014
Ohio. Fucking Ohio is the reason I'm here now. pic.twitter.com/FruDFktTDx
— Drew McCoy (@DrewMTips) September 10, 2014
Just found out time is an illusion —> pic.twitter.com/U6M5eb9uaN
— Sonny Bunch (@SonnyBunch) September 10, 2014
"Crap. Hillary already used the 'sniper fire' story. She ruins everything." pic.twitter.com/j4n5ywrrRX
— Kimberly (@conkc2) September 10, 2014
"This is like marrying that ketchup lady all over again." pic.twitter.com/OBFSbdzpYO
— LHeal (@lheal) September 10, 2014
Flashback to a Kerry classic:
Meme-worthy. pic.twitter.com/LId0giwX3w
— Cuffy (@CuffyMeh) September 10, 2014
