I’m 24 but I still get that funny feeling in my stomach when the toysrus advert comes on!!!
There’s LOADS of calendars in stores right now aren’t there?
Maybe your parents sent you one in the post?
WHY ARE ALL THE GREATEST FILMS ON AT 3AM?
You during the first ten minutes: “This’ll be loads of fun.”
After those ten minutes: “Death. I feel death. DEATH IS COMING.”
But don’t be glum. Why? Because you can get…
It’s not like you’re excited about red cups, or anything.