Drug Dealer Attaches Home Confinement Bracelet To Rooster, Makes Sales Runs

Man on home confinement concocts scheme to sell cocaine, cocks it up. BF_STATIC.timequeue.push(function () { if (BF_STATIC.bf_test_mode) localStorage.setItem(‘posted_date’, 1408468893); }); BF_STATIC.timequeue.push(function () { document.getElementById(“update_posted_time_3422248”).innerHTML = “posted on ” + UI.dateFormat.get_formatted_date(1408468893); });

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Max Fuller

Throughout the years, drug dealers/traffickers have been known to come up with ingenious means by which to elude authorities and continue the distribution of their product. This is not one of those moments.

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Wikipedia / Via wikitravel.org

Isaac Selau, 29, of Porto Alegre, Brazil, was recently caught by local police selling cocaine despite being remanded to home confinement from a recent jail stint. How did he manage to continue selling cocaine whilst being confined to his home? He had the help of an accomplice. A rooster.

Upon arresting Selau and conducting a search of his home, police found amongst a number of other assorted drug paraphernalia, a single, solitary rooster locked in a cage with a home confinement bracelet around it’s neck, allowing Selau to leave his home freely and deliver his drugs.

Honestly, it could’ve been quite the ingenious scheme, had he not cocked it up.

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