There’s No Reason Not To Build A Fort

1. “I’m too big to have fun in a fort.”

Or you’re making them too small. Now go build a fort.

2. “But they’re just too hard to construct.”

A simple fort takes no time at all. Now go build a fort.

3. “But once I’m inside, I’m SO BORED!”

Innovation at its finest. Now go build a fort.

4. “But I don’t have any blankets.”

Who wrote the rule that blankets are the only proper building material? Now go build a fort.

6. “But I’m at work.”

Um, you have a lunch break. Take advantage of it. Now go build a fort.

8. “But it’s too nice out to be inside all day.”

Totally agree. Now go build a fort.

9. “But now it’s too dark outside.”

Time to break out the christmas lights! Now go build a fort.

10. “But I have a date tonight.”

And this is a problem because…? Now go build a fort.

11. “But forts are too hot and stuffy.”

Problem solved. Now go build a fort.

12. “But I’m on vacation.”

Which means you have all the time in the world. Now go build a fort.

13. “But I only enjoy the finer things in life.”

Well, after your equestrian training, go build a fort.

14. “But my dorm room is too small for a fort.”

Dude. Your campus is huge. Now go build a fort.

16. “But I have to study for the big test tomorrow.”

Great! Textbooks love to feel cozy, too. Now go build a fort.

17. “But the guys are coming over.”

Bonding time! Now go build a fort.

18. “But our styles of fort building are so different.”

Fine. I wouldn’t want to be in your fort either. Now let’s go build some forts.

19. “But I live on a boat.”

Aye, aye, captain! Now go build a fort.

20. “But I won’t get anything out of it.”

Except you’ll get EVERYTHING out of it. Now go build a fort.

21. Now that it’s on your mind…

22. Ignore the haters…

25. Grab some blankets…

26. Get the essentials ready…


28. You’ll be so happy you did.

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