23 Literal Gospels From The Mouth Of The Actual Angel Castiel

1. Always consult a female.

2. Take advantage of dummies who underestimate you.

 

3. Announce yourself before smiting.

 

5. Never get a tattoo in a language you can’t actually read.

6. EVERYONE TALKS EVENTUALLY.

8. Always layer, you never know what temperature the apocalypse is going to be.

 

10. Angel blades are multipurpose.

 

12. The answer is always in front of you.

 

13. Unless it’s really really not.

16. Babies aren’t holier than thou, just noisier.

 

17. Always carry the essentials in case of emergencies.

 

19. There’s nothing more satisfying than telling someone to fuck off with politeness.

 

20. Err actually, make that there’s nothing more satisfying than telling someone to fuck off.

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