Ann, you represent every beautiful, smart, funny woman of integrity who doesn’t know how to get over a breakup without dyeing her hair bright colors.
“I was set free, because my greatest fear had been realized, and I was still alive…rock bottom became a solid foundation on which I built my life.”
Relationships are rough, but also really awesome. Thanks for mirroring real life so well, P-hood. Stay cool.
Dear Young Jessica Biel,
You are on Seventh Heaven and you think crimped hair is totally cool. But fret not, for you will grow up to marry this vaguely awesome guy a few people might call a pop deity, and also kiss Bradley Cooper in The A-Team. As you were.
We both had it made with our track scholarships and our pot gardens, but then we screwed up. Ima slap you real quick and then we’re gonna bond over our life-altering mistakes and become besties, k?
So your childhood friend betrayed you, sent you to prison for more than a decade, married your true love and raised your bastard son. But sometimes when bad things happen, you gain respectable abdominals, a loyal BFF, and a whole hell-load of treasure with which to buy hot air balloons.
If these pals can stay awesome through trips down waterfalls, encounters with porcupines and tumbles down muddy pits in the home stretch, well…you got this.
Hey Dany…remember those drab days before you ate raw horse hearts and stole people’s armies? Neither do I. And neither does Viserys.
Classic sibling prank, throwing me in a pit and selling me off as a slave. Good one, guys. Good thing I’ll own half of Egypt next time you see me.
Sometimes you just gotta complain about how life doesn’t understand your awesomeness and you deserve better!
Her hair may look like the form a bogart would take in my worst nightmares, but she sure knew how to change her situation.
She knows she rocks solid, and know one can tell her otherwise even though they do…pretty much every single day.
Jerk reporter who gets his jollies trying to puncture people’s dreams: “How does it feel to have failed 1000 times?”
Swag-King Edison: “Psh boy I didn’t fail 1000 times. The light bulb was an invention with 1000 steps. You’re a fool.”
Proving some people live up to their potential only in the worst of times. Just keep making ear necklaces, Daryl. We’ll keep loving you.
‘Cause long hair don’t care.