But we forgive you Tom, because you are an adorable national treasure.
Rumor has it he hopped on the 1 train, which he may have confused for the polar express.
It’s cool Tom Hanks rides the subway like the rest of us! It seems he’s not down with the new #manspreading rules!
Although it does appear there are empty seats in the subway car. It’s not totally clear how crowded it was based on the pictures that went around Twitter.
He wasn’t manspreading on purpose, he was just saving room for a cute cat… Or maybe it’s for Wilson, his Cast Away co-star/BFF.