Not everyone walks around with a Joker-Esque smile plastered on their face.
Good, that was precisely my intention
By all means, please stop trying to guess
Please don’t assume I’m a bitch based solely on my face being stuck with this less than cheery disposition. I probably am a bitch, but you should get to know me first before making that assessment.
Trying to be cool is the opposite of cool.
Please. Stop. Talking.
I cannot help that my face looks this way
Again with the assumptions. Stop.
I swear I’m not mad. Honestly, not mad. Please stop thinking I’m mad.
If I wasn’t mad, I am now
I’d be so much happier if you stopped talking
Yes, and proud of it
Took you long enough