You think trying to hang with Squirtle Squad is a good idea? You’re wrong.
Well first things first…
So drink five of these and eat four of these. DO IT NOW.
When you’re hanging with the Squirtle Squad, you gotta break the law before the law breaks you.
Marvel at our vandalism. We stuck it to the man. He cannot hold us… Wait, is that the cops?!
Wanna fight about it? IT’S ON!
You dumb idiot. We knew you couldn’t hang.