33 Things Only ’90s Hogwarts Kids Will Understand

*takes pet owl for a romantic winter stroll*

1. Taking your pet owl for a romantic winter stroll.

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Until that bitch got uppity and unappreciative and tried to fly away.

2. Having a panic attack over your impromptu shitty tattoo in the boys’ bathroom.

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3. Trying not to see dicks in Divination.

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IDK, it’s like a real nice doge or something? Definitely not a dick. 1,000% not a dick.

4. Wandering after mythical creatures that could easily kill your frail magical body.

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5. Getting schooled by a Muggle-born.

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6. Resisting the urge to ban(ish) all men.

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7. Marrying your wizard school sweetheart.

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8. Being too excited to actually open your letter.

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9. Realizing Hogwarts runs through your veins.

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10. Getting into fights with your friends.

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11. Perfecting bitch face.

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12. ♫ DEFYING GRAVITY ♫

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13. Enjoying some heartfelt butt cake.

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14. Dealing with a major vermin problem.

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15. Learning how to make murder magical.

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16. Trying (and failing) to make talking hats werq.

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17. Losing yourself in a good *book.

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*or chamber, preferably filled with secrets

18. Protesting pink skirt suits.

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19. ~Managing Mischief~

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20. Putting pure-bloods in their place.

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21. Getting a rise out of your ~broom~.

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22. Getting super emotional about charades.

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23. SPEWing socks.

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24. Realizing that cats are smarter than you.

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25. Learning to live that #bodypositive life.

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26. Learning how quickly your soul can leave your body.

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27. Throwing up in front of the whole school.

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#FirewhiskeyFaded

28. Out stepping Step Up.

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29. Caricatures of caricatures of caricatures.

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30. Rebelling with a cause.

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31. Struggling to find a place to take a bath with your egg in peace.

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32. Crushing pieces of That Bitch Who Must Not Be Named’s soul.

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33. Partying hard.

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