On the bridge where he murdered Sookie and Jason’s parents, no less.
But we actually knew that last week.
Turns out cops are now equipped with vampire-specific silver bullets that emit UV light, because OF COURSE THEY ARE.
Which meant experiencing vampire hate crimes. And then slipping into a totally inconvenient catatonic state.
Oh, and Ben is fae, too. I guess that’s sort of important.
First he broke a bunch of her bones, which GROSS. If we’re still supposed to sympathize with this guy, True Blood isn’t doing a great job.
So precious. This is way better than the entirety of Man of Steel.
Because MAGIC CONTACTS, that’s why.
Look, I don’t write this stuff. Don’t shoot the messenger.
Apparently she can obliterate all the vampires around her with a supernova of faerie light, but she’ll become a full-blown human after that. Can’t wait to see this deus ex machina in action!
Having a kid around is a total cockblock to your hot were threesomes, Alcide.
And you were like, “DAMN IT, why couldn’t that be MY window?”
And then Bill was like, “I can see the future,” because he’s a little dense and needs to repeat things sometimes.
The short version: “They’re all gonna burn.”