Uh oh, looks like the jerk store is calling again. Piers Morgan took yet another a breather from Twitter (under 12 hours this time!) to scribble oh-so-genius comebacks and gun control arguments in his diary. And yes, once again, “right wing masses” mobilized to destroy his arguments within seconds.

@rbpundit @piersmorgan who said we were “happy” about those regs?

— Slim Pickens (@Mattie96) January 12, 2013

@piersmorgan Because cars are not a Constitutional right. Have you read the #LittleBook yet??!!

— Jackie H. (@jacks4118) January 12, 2013

Musket Morgan has no use for your silly “little book.” And he still doesn’t get how these Constitutional amendment thingies work.

There isn’t a constitutional right to drive a car @piersmorgan. For the restrictions you desire, you need to amend the constitution.

— Larry O’Connor (@LarryOConnor) January 12, 2013

But hey, Musket’s just nobly trying to save American lives!

No, I’m trying to stop the next one > RT @stevets @piersmorgan You sure are capitalizing on tragedy. Appalling!

— Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) January 12, 2013

Yes, every American serious about preventing violent deaths gives a national platform to conspiracy kooks like Alex Jones. Anyway, back to his car analogy.

Because cars didn’t exist. And nor did assault weapons > RT @larryoconnor There isn’t a constitutional right to drive a car @piersmorgan

— Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) January 12, 2013

So, if cars had existed when the Constitution was drafted, it would have explicitly protected our God-given right to tool around in a Honda? Amazing.

@piersmorgan @larryoconnor horses did. Weird that there’s no right to equines. It’s almost like the US founders knew what they were writing.

— Harold Stickeehands (@StickeeNotes) January 12, 2013

What, no response to that one, Piers?

Never understand why some Americans are so opposed to amending the Constitution, to reflect modern times. It’s been amended many times.

— Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) January 12, 2013

And the straw men just keep on comin’.

Strawman –> MT @piersmorgan: Never understand why some Americans r so opposed to amending Const. to reflect times. Been amended many times.

— Tommy (@FirstTeamTommy) January 12, 2013

Dear @piersmorgan, you’re right. The constitution can be amended. Good luck trying to get the 2nd amendment “revised.”

— RB (@RBPundit) January 12, 2013

The fact is, gun control advocates won’t move for const amend because it requires the people to have a say. #TheyWillLose @piersmorgan

— Larry O’Connor (@LarryOConnor) January 12, 2013

.@piersmorgan There have been over 1,300 proposed constitutional amendments. Only 27 ratified, 10 were Bill of Rights, 3 from Civil War.

— Tom Reynolds (@Beregond) January 12, 2013

Watching @piersmorgan‘s twitter feed.I can’t believe the British are trying to disarm us again.

— Ben Howe (@BenHowe) January 12, 2013


@larryoconnor do you not think the obviously ambiguity of the 2nd amendment wording is part of the problem?

— Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) January 12, 2013

Ah, yes. The famously ambiguous “shall not be infringed.”

@piersmorgan Have you even looked at contemporaneous writings of Founders? There can be no mistaking intent. @larryoconnor

— Jeff Schreiber (@AmericasRight) January 12, 2013

Wait, you want Piers to read something else? He hasn’t even cracked open that “little book” yet.

RT @shanahater: @piersmorgan James Madison definitely wasn’t expecting people to go to the extremes we’re at today. Ppl take “freedom” t …

— Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) January 12, 2013

Well thank goodness you’re here to tell us when to stop! MT @shanahater: @piersmorgan Ppl take “freedom” too far.

— Ben Howe (@BenHowe) January 12, 2013

James Madison would be disgusted at that notion. RT @shanahater @piersmorgan Ppl take “freedom” too far.

— Linoge (@linoge_wotc) January 12, 2013

And that last retweet is Piers Morgan’s gun-grabbing argument in a nutshell.

What’s with you American freedom-fetishists? Your rights begin where Piers says they begin.

Opposing assault weapons isn’t anti-American. It’s the opposite – I like Americans so much I want more of them to stay alive.

— Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) January 12, 2013

Really? And how are some of the strictest gun laws in the nation helping save children’s lives in Chicago?

.@piersmorgan thinks gun bans save lives and yet he doesn’t want to save these lives? Why? — chicagotribune.com/news/local/bre…

— John Nolte(@NolteNC) January 12, 2013

Supposedly smart @piersmorgan still doesn’t get that he’s actually helping the opposition to more gun bans.

— RB (@RBPundit) January 12, 2013

Bingo! He even inspired a slew of new NRA memberships.

Anyone else getting bored by Musket’s gun-grabbing shtick and desperation for ratings?

Fact is @piersmorgan knows what he wants & isn’t going to let facts or data get in the way of his feelings. He’s irrational & agenda driven.

— Derek Hunter (@derekahunter) January 12, 2013

Now going w/the theory @piersmorgan cannot possibly be this dumb. He’s saying asinine things to get ratings. I’m no longer taking that bait.

— Lil Miss Theraflu (@LilMissRightie) January 12, 2013

I don’t know about y’all but I’m SOOoo over Piers Morgan in the news! Actually, I was way over this pompous Brit before he made news

— Sandy(@tnacgal) January 12, 2013

Sadly, it’ll be a long time before Piers Morgan is “over Piers Morgan in the news.”


Piers Morgan now taking 21 hours to deliver witty rejoinders in gun control debate

#YourLittleBook: Conservatives explain the US Constitution to Musket Morgan

Aww: Musket Morgan whines about ‘right wing masses’ mobilizing against him

Piers Morgan: Bob Costas is ‘100 percent right’; Second Amendment was written with muskets in mind

Pathetic: Piers Morgan takes 18 hours to craft comeback to ‘gun-toting heroine’

Confirmed: Piers Morgan doesn’t get how these constitutional amendment thingies work

Execrable ghoul David Frum mocks victims of Conn. school shooting; Update: Eric Boehlert, Piers Morgan join in; Update: Michael Moore swoops in; Update: Celebrity ghouls crawl out

Children at Sandy Hook were shot multiple times, says medical examiner; Piers Morgan decries his ‘showboating,’ criticizes on-camera skills

Sick sarcasm: Piers Morgan jokes that he’s ‘gleeful’ about Newtown massacre; Update: Lashes out at critics

Aww: Poor widdle Piers Morgan has a case of the sads over petition to deport him

A national conversation on spittle? Piers Morgan calls NRA’s LaPierre ‘dim-witted,’ others focus on froth

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